Mom and I desperately need your help. Remember this yarn? Mom has made it into a beautiful scarf, but we’re stuck. It’s official name right now is “brown and black yarn with black beads”, which is super lame.
Mom has some arbitrary rules which I often break about yarn naming: only two words (“kiss of the jade monkey” totally destroyed that rule) and avoid times of day (“luminous lavender twilight” broke both of those rules, “Frosty Morning” also a no-no).
Feel free to follow or break those rules and please, tell us in the comments your ideas for yarn names.
Cliff House Alpacas 
How about “Wild Rice”
oooo. I love it! That’s a great one.
I was thinking “Tabby Cat” but I like Wild Rice way more!
Tabby cat is good too! And best thing, both names adheres to the rules!
I agree, Tabby Cat is good too.
Pbbt to both of you for following rules.
Sepia Solace
Winter Seas
That’s all for now
Sepia Solace is nice and alliterative. Winter Seas…? I could like “Coal Mudslide”…but I don’t really get seas out of it, honestly.
Google image “winter sea”…I’m not on crack I promise.
What does your mom think about “Coal Mudslide”!!?? I mean, I love it, but I could see her going with one of the other options 😉 LOL!
I haven’t even suggested it. I was just thinking of watery things that are brown and black and that’s what I got to. I can see that one going over like a lead balloon.
I vote for “Wild Rice,” but “Lead Balloon” should be a name you save for another yarn. 😉