Mom and I desperately need your help. Remember this yarn? Mom has made it into a beautiful scarf, but we’re stuck. It’s official name right now is “brown and black yarn with black beads”, which is super lame.
Mom has some arbitrary rules which I often break about yarn naming: only two words (“kiss of the jade monkey” totally destroyed that rule) and avoid times of day (“luminous lavender twilight” broke both of those rules, “Frosty Morning” also a no-no).
Feel free to follow or break those rules and please, tell us in the comments your ideas for yarn names.