It’s that time of year again! Time to get out the hose, set up the sprinkler, and begin the alpaca summer olympics. Events include, but are not limited to, standing on two legs in the water:

Tuscany wins the stand-up-on-your-hind-legs event!

 Standing-start, high jump in the water:

Tuscany wins this one too, but Morocco gets honorable mention for his dirty-look-giving abilities.

 Dodging the water:

What what? You think you can get me with that water? Well, I dodge you!

 Synchronized staring at the sprinkler:

“Look at it! It goes back and forth. And again!” “Should we get closer?” “No…no. Let’s just watch it some more.”

 And the ever popular, just sort of standing there in the water:

Tuscany wins again.

Tuscaninny is the overall winner at the summer games, for his athleticism, his charisma, and his superior ridiculous-ness.